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| Class | Video | Rating | Description |
| Special | Green Wave vs. Beasts of Redmond | 10 | Green Wave shows us what happen when naughty office equipment goes where it shouldn’t. Note: No Macintoshes were harmed during the making of this clip (320x240) |
| Interview | Alex Grant | 5 | Alex Grant gives us the skinny about Medulla Omblongata. |
| Interview | Awards | 5 | The Robot Assault Awards Ceremony. |
| Interview | Chris Hannold | 5 | Chris Hannold waxes lyrical on the virtues of Wedgebots. |
| Interview | Chris Hannold | 5 | Chris Hannold attempts to convince us that the damage “ain’t no big thing” after his fight with Shredderator. |
| Interview | David Cho | 5 | David Cho introduces his robot, WarSaw |
| Interview | Jamie Price | 7 | Jamie Price shows us what happens when bad things happen to good robots. |
| Interview | Jay Johnson | 7 | Jay Johnson demonstrates he’s been practicing his interview skills as he gives us the low-down on Heavy Metal Noise. |
| Interview | Jay Johnson | 7 | Jay Johnson is back after a bouncy appearance in the box, to show that the wise builder always has a backup plan. |
| Interview | John Tomlinson | 7 | Young John Tomlinson gives us a primer on Strategy and Tactics in the arena. |
| Interview | Levino Perrucci | 5 | Levino Perrucci tells what went wrong with Venale. |
| Interview | Matt Hockenheimer | 5 | Matt Hockenheimer explains how Kobotsu dishes out the damage. |
| Interview | Paul and Chris | 5 | Paul and Chris explain why their bot just doesn’t get along with those nasty internal combustion spinners. |
| Interview | Peter Smith | 5 | Peter Smith discusses his robot, Xtreme Impax |
| Interview | Roy Hellen | 7 | Roy Hellen interviews Robot Assaults biggest little fan. |
| Interview | Steve Heard | 5 | Steve Heard explains how heavyweight Condor ticks. |
| Interview | Steve Wilson | 5 | Steve Wilson brags (but not too much) about Street Thug. |
| Interview | Steven Lemmer | 5 | Steven Lemmer describes the remains of Pipe Dream. |
| Interview | TimeLapse | 10 | Timelapse movie of the construction of the Robot Assault Arena. |
| Interview | Tony Falcetano | 5 | Tony Falcetano refuses to divulge the secret of PinchPoint’s layered armor. |
| Interview | Wayne Molnar | 5 | Wayne Molnar describes his robots, Wardrums and Jacksauce |
| Interview | Wet Arena | 5 | Happiness is a dry arena. |
| Antweight | Conceptual Chaos vs. MBA | 5 | Continuing a proud tradition of autodefenestration, Conceptual Chaos runs over the multibot MBA and right out of the arena |
| Antweight | Conceptual Chaos vs. Shazbot | 5 | Wild 2-wheeler vs. Lifter. |
| Antweight | Destroyah vs. Smileybot | 5 | My son Alex pilots Destroyah. |
| Antweight | Ladder to Hell vs. Spiffy Little Buddy | 5 | My son James at work again. |
| Antweight | Ladder To Hell vs. Unknown | 5 | My son James pilots Ladder to Hell. |
| Antweight | Ladder to Hell vs. Unknown | 10 | My son James wins his first real match! My rating may be slightly biased. |
| Antweight | Micro Nightmare vs. Alabama Sweeper | 8 | Micro Nightmare takes on a dustpan. |
| Antweight | Micro Nightmare vs. Unknown | 7 | An unexpected end to this fight. |
| Antweight | Micro Nightmare vs. Unknown | 8 | Micro Nightmare vaporizes someone else. |
| Antweight | Micro Nightmare vs. Unknown | 8 | Micro Nightmare vaporizes someone else again. |
| Antweight | Micro Nightmare vs. Unknown | 8 | Micro Nightmare demonstrates why a powerful weapon and lots of angular momentum can sometimes work against you. |
| Antweight | Not Too Nasty vs. Psychotic Ballerina | 4 | Wedge Not Too Nasty decides that “if you can’t beat them, join them” when matched up against spinner Psychotic Ballerina. |
| Antweight | Not Too Nasty vs. Unknown | 5 | Wedges. |
| Antweight | PBSS vs. Unknown | 3 | Wedge vs. Mad Hat robot. |
| Antweight | Poundcake vs. Alabama Sweeper | 8 | Drumbot Poundcake whacks up a storm with a dustpan. |
| Antweight | Poundcake vs. Kontraption of Doom | 6 | Sawbot Poundtake takes on a wildly unbalanced Kontraption of Doom. |
| Antweight | Poundcake vs. Smileybot | 5 | Drum spinner poundcake wears away at Smileybot. |
| Antweight | Poundcake vs. Superstition | 7 | Drumbot vs. Lifter |
| Antweight | Poundcake vs. Unknown | 4 | Spinner vs. ? pushybot with bulldozer blade. |
| Antweight | Shazbot vs. Gestalt Gastonade 1.1 | 5 | Lifter vs. Trackbot. |
| Antweight | Shazbot vs. Unknown | 5 | Shazbot the lifter vs. ? |
| Antweight | Smileybot vs. Poundcake | 7 | Drumbot Poundcake spins up against Smileybot. |
| Antweight | Spiffy Little Buddy vs. Poundcake | 6 | Little wedge vs. nasty drumbot. |
| Antweight | Spiffy Little Buddy vs. ShazBot | 5 | Bulldozer Shazbot makes short work of Spiffy Little Buddy. |
| Antweight | Spiffy Little Buddy vs. Unknown | 5 | Spiffy Little Buddy vs. ? |
| Antweight | Superstition vs. Xylon | 3 | Supersitition and Xylon engage in a short pushing match. |
| Antweight | Unknown vs. Shazbot | 5 | ? vs. Shazbot |
| Antweight | Unknown vs. Unknown | 3 | Two wedges. |
| Antweight | Unknown vs. Unknown | 4 | Two wedges. |
| Antweight | Unknown vs. Unknown | 5 | ? vs. ? |
| Antweight | Unknown vs. Unknown | 5 | ? vs. ? |
| Antweight | Xylon vs. Unknown | 5 | Multibot Xylon vs. ? |
| Beetleweight | 3PD vs. Fruitcake | 7 | Titanium drumbot 3PD vs. sawbot Fruitcake. |
| Beetleweight | 3PD vs. Kontraption of Doom | 8 | Arch-rivals 3PD and Kontraption of Doom go at it, but 3PD is fighting without his pounding titanium drum… |
| Beetleweight | Aim And Maim vs. Unknown | 5 | Pushybots. |
| Beetleweight | Aim And Maim vs. Your Ultimate Doom | 6 | Wedges Aim And Maim and Your Ultimate Doom try to upend each other in a headon battle of traction. |
| Beetleweight | Coffee Grinder vs. Unknown | 5 | Weird spinner vs. Weird Lifter. |
| Beetleweight | Fruitcake vs. Silent but Deadly | 7 | Sparks fly when sawbot takes on spinner. |
| Beetleweight | Fruitcake vs. Unknown | 6 | Sawbot Fruitcake vs. ? |
| Beetleweight | Fruitcake vs. Your Ultimate Doom | 3 | Sawbot Fruitcake engages in a pushing match with wedge Your Ultimate Doom. |
| Beetleweight | Kontraption of Doom vs. Nemo | 5 | Kontraption of Doom, the Salad Bowl from Hell, tries to knock some sense into a self-destructive Nemo. |
| Beetleweight | Kontraption of Doom vs. Unlettered Understrapper 1.3 | 8 | Trackbot Unlettered Understrapper must butt heads with the deadly spinning bowl of Kontraption of Doom. |
| Beetleweight | Kontraption of Doom vs. Uranus | 8 | Another victim for Kontraption of Doom. |
| Beetleweight | Nemo vs. Aim And Maim | 7 | Spinner Nemo takes a chop or two at Aim And Maim. |
| Beetleweight | Rock vs. Coffee Grinder | 6 | Spinners Coffee Grinder and Rock clash to see who’ll be the first to break. |
| Beetleweight | Unknown vs. Aim And Maim | 8 | Another victim for Kontraption of Doom. |
| Beetleweight | Unknown vs. Fruitcake | 6 | ? vs. sawbot Fruitcake. |
| Beetleweight | Unknown vs. Nemo | 3 | Two spinners go at it. Need robot names for this one. |
| Beetleweight | Unlettered Understrapper 1.3 vs. Fruitcake | 6 | Sawbot Fruitcake and tracked wedge Unlettered Understrapper 1.3 fight a back and forth match. |
| Beetleweight | Worst Nightmare vs. Buzzkill | 8 | C02-powered flipper Buzzkill delivers a spanking to Worst Nightmare (what IS his weapon anyway?) |
| Hobbyweight | 12lbs of Irritation vs. Cantankerous Cowpoke 0.9 | 5 | 12lbs of Irritation tries to cut his way through the tough hide of Cantankerous Cowpoke using his dual cutting discs. |
| Hobbyweight | Alos vs. Flight Risk | 8 | Drumbot Alos faces the awesome gas-powered spinning blade of Flight Risk in this short but decisive battle. |
| Hobbyweight | Alos vs. War Drums | 8 | Drumbots Alos and War Drums go at each other with no holds barred in this exciting battle that features a 2 1/2 flip with no twist. Even the East German judge thought it was pretty good. |
| Hobbyweight | Alos vs. Xenophobia | 7 | Drum-equipped Alos and full-body spinner Xenophobia team up to set a new Hobbyweight long jump record! |
| Hobbyweight | Cantankerous Cowpoke 0.9 vs. Massenmord | 1 | Cantankerous Cowpoke and Massenmord burn rubber in this pushybot showdown. |
| Hobbyweight | Cantankerous Cowpoke 0.9 vs. Xenophobia | 3 | Pushybot Cantankerous Cowpoke 0.9 and spinner Xenophobia fight in a battle where the spinner doesn’t spin and the pusher can’t push. |
| Hobbyweight | Hammer Head Jr. vs. PneuQ2 | 5 | Hammer Head Jr. does a turtle imitation courtesy of PneuQ2’s pneumatic flipper. |
| Hobbyweight | P.I.T.B. vs. 12lbs of Imitation | 6 | P.I.T.B, king of the 12lb brickbots, and 12lbs of Imitation, a dual disc spinner, demonstrate Newton’s Third Law: for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. |
| Hobbyweight | P.I.T.B. vs. Alos | 5 | P.I.T.B, the brick that just won’t die, deploys its trademark “Hit them with my head until they stop working” strategy on drumbot Alos. |
| Hobbyweight | P.I.T.B. vs. VBT12 | 5 | Disc spinner VBT12 learns that “when the weapon breaks, the heart aches” when he has to try and demolish the brick-like P.I.T.B. |
| Hobbyweight | P.I.T.B. vs. WarDrums | 7 | Wardrums delivers hit after massive hit to tough brickbot P.I.T.B. But will it be enough? |
| Hobbyweight | Pipe Dream vs. Ni | 4 | The classic wedge of Pipe Dream takes on Ni, a robot that appears to be constructed largely of duct tape, in a driver’s duel. |
| Hobbyweight | PneuQ2 vs. War Drums | 7 | Two robots enter... But one robot leaves minus a bunch of parts when pneumatic flipper PneuQ2 faces the deadly drum of War Drums. |
| Hobbyweight | Running with Scissors vs. Flight Risk | 7 | Running with Scissors, a classic 2-wheel wedge, tries to out-spin gasoline-powered undercutter Flight Risk. |
| Hobbyweight | Solaris vs. PneuQ2 | 8 | We find out what’s inside PneuQ2 when Solaris eviscerates it! |
| Hobbyweight | Solaris vs. Running with Scissors | 3 | Wedgebot Running with Scissors stays intact but loses its mind when it knocks heads with drumbot Solaris. |
| Hobbyweight | VBT12 vs. Cheep Shot | 6 | Pushybot Cheep Shot deploys UHMW countermeasures when faced with the vertical spinning disc of VBT12. |
| Hobbyweight | War Drums vs. P.I.T.B. | 5 | Drumbots War Drums tries to chew through the thick armor of brickbot P.I.T.B. |
| Hobbyweight | War Drums vs. Solaris | 6 | Drumbots War Drums and Solaris butt heads. Only their mother can tell them apart. |
| Hobbyweight | WarDrums vs. Flight Risk | 8 | Flight Risk, a gasoline-powered spinner, literally loses its head when it takes on drumbot WarDrums! |
| Hobbyweight | WarDrums vs. Ni | 5 | Drumbot Wardrums spends a lot of time on two wheels when it takes on classic wedge Ni. |
| Featherweight | Anorexia vs. Eat Hitch and Die | 5 | Anorexia, piloted by my son James, engages in a friendly grudge match with Eat Hitch and Die. He’s a better driver than I am... |
| Featherweight | Eat Hitch And Die vs. Aluminum Uprising | 6 | Aluminum Uprising adds some bizarre wooden bumpers to its frame in an attempt to defeat, or at least, confuse Eat Hitch and Die. |
| Featherweight | Eat Hitch And Die vs. Persistant Itch | 5 | Bashbot Eat Hitch and Die and thwackbot Persistant Itch face off. |
| Featherweight | Eat Hitch and Die vs. Sloppy Spelling 1.6 | 5 | Eat Hitch and Die attempts to force feel his trailer hitch weapon to cage spinner Sloppy Spelling. |
| Featherweight | Jacksauce vs. Anorexia | 5 | Wedges Anorexia and Jacksauce skate around the arena in a fight that will leave one of them hoist by his own petard. |
| Featherweight | Jacksauce vs. Sloppy Spelling 1.6 | 6 | Jacksauce learns an important lesson in this match with cage spinner Sloppy Spelling -- tighten the darn wheels! |
| Featherweight | Jacksauce vs. Sunflower | 5 | Wedgebot Jacksauce, with a built-in lifter, faces the formidable spinning weapon of Sunflower. |
| Featherweight | Little Rat 1.3 vs. Anorexia | 2 | Little Rat has trouble when ultra-thin wedge Anorexia corners it. |
| Featherweight | Little Rat 1.3 vs. Eat Hitch And Die | 2 | Little Rat has reliability issues, but super-brick Eat Hitch and Die does not. |
| Featherweight | Persistant Itch vs. Anorexia | 5 | Ultra-thin pushybot Anorexia learns you can indeed be too thin, as it keeps sliding under the railroad ties while fighting thwackbot Persistant Itch. |
| Featherweight | Persistant Itch vs. Sunflower | 6 | The battle between thwackbot Persistant Itch and drumbot Sunflower becomes a driver’s duel after a massive hit sends Persistant Itch flying axe over wheels, but breaks Sunflower’s spinner in the process! |
| Featherweight | Sloppy Spelling 1.6 vs. Eat Hitch And Die | 5 | Pushybot Eat Hitch and Die, equipped with a chrome trailer hitch as a weapon, pounds away at cage-spinning shufflebot Slopping Spelling 1.6. |
| Featherweight | Sloppy Spelling 1.6 vs. Sunflower | 5 | “Weapon? I don’t need no stinking weapon!” says a battle-damaged Sunflower as it takes on cage spinner Sloppy Spelling. |
| Featherweight | Sunflower vs. Aluminum Uprising | 5 | Lifter Aluminum Uprising learns too late that the favorite food of drumbot Solaris is… Aluminum! |
| Featherweight | Sunflower vs. Helios | 7 | Drumbots Sunflower and Helios trade hits, culminating in an acrobatic 2 1/2 flip with a half twist. 5.9 5.8 5.9 and a 5.3 from the East German judge. |
| Featherweight | Sunflower vs. Helios | 7 | Lightweight drumbots Helios and Sunflower trade shots in a battle that teaches an important lesson -- make sure your bot can’t balance on its side. |
| Featherweight | Wild Gipper II vs. Helios | 6 | There’s more than enough kinetic energy to go around when sawbot Wild Gipper II and drumbot Helios “share the love.” |
| Lightweight | Amish Rebellion vs. Bad Grammar 2.5 | 4 | Cage Spinner Bad Grammar takes on the whirling disc of Amish Rebellion. |
| Lightweight | Bad Grammar 2.5 vs. Code: Blacker | 7 | Sparks and shrapnel fill the arena as cage spinner Bad Grammar and gas-powered undercutter Code:Blacker duke it out! |
| Lightweight | Buttercup vs. Bad Grammar 2.5 | 8 | Bad Grammar goes head over heels, but not in love, when the cagey spinner takes on the powerful drum of Buttercup. |
| Lightweight | Buttercup vs. ‘Cuda Spawn | 7 | Drumbot Buttercup and a battle-scarred ‘Cuda Spawn face off in the Lightweight Final. |
| Lightweight | Buttercup vs. Pneusance | 6 | The high-velocity spinning drum of Buttercup can deal out the damage, but its massive gyroscopic moment makes the driving hazardous when it takes on flipper Pneusance. |
| Lightweight | Buttercup vs. Pneusance | 5 | Buttercup has trouble getting its teeth into the sloped front panel of Pneusance, turning this fight into a positional duel. |
| Lightweight | Buttercup vs. Street Thug | 7 | Drumbot Buttercup enters the arena with one goal in mind -- to make the Street Thug his bitch. |
| Lightweight | Code: Blacker vs. Medulla Omblongata | 7 | Parts go flying in all directions when Code: Blacker gives retiring robot Medulla Omblongata a warrior’s death. |
| Lightweight | ‘Cuda Spawn vs. Code:Blacker | 7 | ‘Cuda Spawn dons a custom “Keepaway Board” in its bid to defeat the deadly lawnmower blade sported by Code:Blacker (note: due to tapes running out, this fight is incomplete, but the video has all the interesting parts) |
| Lightweight | ‘Cuda Spawn vs. Macrophage | 2 | A driver’s duel ensues when classic wedge ‘Cuda Spawn tussles with thwackbot Macrophage. |
| Lightweight | Pnuesance vs. Medulla Omblongata | 4 | Lightweight flipper Pneusance attempts to help Medulla Omblongata get some frequent flier miles. |
| Lightweight | Street Thug vs. Amish Rebellion | 2 | Horizontal disc spinner Amish Rebellion must face the madly bashing baseball bats of Street Thug. |
| Lightweight | Street Thug vs. Buttercup | 6 | Batbot Street Thug and drumbot Buttercup mix it up in a flurry of impacts. |
| Lightweight | Street Thug vs. ‘Cuda Spawn | 5 | ‘Cuda Spawn tries just about everything, including imitating a spinner, in an attempt to get the better of the bashing batbot known as Street Thug. |
| Lightweight | Street Thug vs. Medulla Omblongata | 5 | Can pushybot Medulla Omblongata survive the punishment meted out by the demented baseball bats of Street Thug? |
| Middleweight | Alabama Slammer vs. Heavy Metal Noise | 9 | Lifter Alabama Slammer and dual disc spinner Heavy Metal Noise trade flips and hits in a back and forth battle that will leave one of them stripped bare! |
| Middleweight | Chaos Toaster vs. Green Wave | 10 | Powerful spinner Green Wave learns why top-heavy is a bad thing when you’re not invertable… and then things really go wrong! |
| Middleweight | Chaos Toaster vs. Heavy Metal Noise | 7 | Heavy Metal Noise tries to get through the hard shell of Chaos Toaster to get at the chewy goodness thought to be on the inside. |
| Middleweight | Chaos Toaster vs. Mad Dog | 7 | Thwackbot Chaos Toaster tries to give lawnmower spinner Mad Dog a meal of steel. |
| Middleweight | Choppir vs. WarSaw | 6 | The sparks fly, but not for long, in this Middleweight championship match. |
| Middleweight | First Step to Oblivion vs. Alabama Slammer | 5 | Lifter First Step to Oblivion faces off against flipper Alabama Slammer in a race to see who can get under the other first. |
| Middleweight | First Step to Oblivion vs. Mad Dog | 7 | The vicious spinning blade of Mad Dog tries to abrade First Step to Oblivion. But will the notoriously unreliable internal combustion engine last long enough to deliver the knockout blow? |
| Middleweight | Green Wave vs. X1 | 6 | Classic wedgebot X1 has no choice but to take the hits when it takes on the bizarre spinning hammers of Green Wave. |
| Middleweight | Heavy Metal Noise vs. Chaos Toaster | 7 | Heavy Metal Noise breaks one of its spinning teeth on the hard shell of Chaos Toaster. But even horribly unbalanced and bouncing around the arena, he is a formidable opponent. |
| Middleweight | Heavy Metal Noise vs. Choppir | 5 | Dual-disc spinner Heavy Metal Noise faces Choppir in a match for a place in the finals. |
| Middleweight | Mad Dog vs. William Tell | 5 | The fearsome undercutting lawnmower blade of Mad Dog, powered by a gasoline engine, looks to chop the bottom off of wedge William Tell. But internal combustion engines can be less than reliable… |
| Middleweight | Venale vs. Heavy Metal Noise | 7 | Venale, sporting a lifting arm, has its work cut out for it as it faces the deadly dual discs of doom weilded by the ever-unpredictable Heavy Metal Noise. |
| Middleweight | WarSaw vs. Alabama Slammer | 7 | The sparks fly when veteran Alabama Slammer, equipped with a sturdy lifting arm, takes on the high-speed slicing disc of WarSaw! |
| Middleweight | WarSaw vs. Choppir | 4 | Accumulated damage becomes decisive when these two horizontal spinners tangle. |
| Middleweight | WarSaw vs. Kobotsu | 6 | A 120lb robot goes flying end over end as these two powerful spinners go head-to-head! |
| Middleweight | WarSaw vs. Mad Dog | 5 | Disc spinner WarSaw and lawnmower chopper Mad Dog take turns abrading each other. |
| Heavyweight | Bambulance vs. MiniRip | 6 | It’s time to Rock the Arena as Bambulance and MiniRip collide head on! |
| Heavyweight | Bambulance vs. Pinchpoint | 5 | Bambulance and Pinchpoint slam their way around the arena. |
| Heavyweight | Bambulance vs. Polly Pushy Pants | 7 | The arena floor is the casualty when heavyweight pushybots Bambulance and Polly Pushy Pants butt heads! |
| Heavyweight | MiniRip vs. Decapitator | 7 | It’s the Clash of the Titans as heavyweight pushybots MiniRip and Decapitor give each other, and the arena, a serious pounding. |
| Heavyweight | MiniRip vs. Shrederator | 10 | The irresistable force meets the undestroyable object when the king of the full body spinners, Shrederator, tries to put a hurting on the heavily armored bulldozer that is MiniRip. |
| Heavyweight | Mystery Bot vs. Decapitator | 5 | Flipper Mystery Bot tries to get under disc spinner Decapitator and give him some airtime. |
| Heavyweight | Pinchpoint vs. Condor | 7 | Heavyweight spinners Pinchpoint and Condor duke it out in a box-shaking battle that convinces one of the cameramen that Pinchpoint’s out to get him! |
| Heavyweight | Pinchpoint vs. Xtreme Impax | 5 | Full body spinner Xtreme Impax and dual disc spinner Pinchpoint tangle in this heavyweight bout. |
| Heavyweight | Shrederator vs. Polly Pushy Pants | 5 | The spinning disc of destruction known as Shrederator tries to gnaw through the thick steel armor of Polly Pushy Pants. |
| Heavyweight | Shrederator vs. Polly Pushy Pants | 7 | In their previous meeting, Polly Pushy Pants knocked Shrederator into the loser’s bracket. Now in the finals, can Shrederator get revenge? |
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