|Real name: (withheld)|
|Years as an otaku: 10 (6 as a cel thief)|
|Interests: Stealing cels|
|Played by: Murahama Shōji|
Currently not in education, employment, or training, his favorite pastime is walking into anime production studios like it's nobody business and taking away cels with him. He lives by the hononary code of never stealing art from productions that are still yet to air, which could otherwise delay the making of his next favorite show.